The Holy Pint
Throughout this web-page their will be references to the holy pint - basically any pint glass that contains beer.

Terms
Pintist - a pintist is a member of pintism who has been christened in the true manner and who acts in a true pintist way. There is an initiation process to gain entry into the faith. Out of a whole year's searching only seven were found to be faithful as one member, the 'evil' Parishioner Hughes, was bannished from the brotherhood.

The Notorious Keg - This knowledge is only known to a select few of the Brethren known simply as the 'Inner Circle'.

Pandora's Pint - a Pandora's Pint is a pennance for bad Pintists made from vile beer laced with other foul ingredients.

The secret handshake - again, very secret.

The Beginning
In the beginning there were many talks of a so called faith springing up. But many were too busy or too untrustworthy to start or even join. A clan of three founding fathers had the idea of pintism first. They told their fellow beings and preached the word.

The Nobles and The Parishioners
The Nobles
The Brethren was formed in August 2002 by the Founding Fathers, These are The Duke, 'Patron Saint of Grolsch', Lord Booth, 'Patron Saint of Carlsberg' and Baron Keatman, 'Patron Saint of Carling'.
The Founders then created 3 Archbishops, Sir Jones, Vicount Malpas and Earl Kelly.
The Parishioners
The next layer of the Pintist hierachy are the Parishioners. This is the entry level to the brethren.

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