Members

As there are only seven true members of pintism you might think that this page will be small. However with descriptions and vital statistics also present, this page will prove most interesting.

Lord Booth

Age: 19

Occupation: Horticulturalist consultant engineer and Drama Student [aka lay about].
Rank: Founder, Patron Saint of 'Carlsberg'
Penis Size: 14'
Least Liked Country: France, France, France!!!!
Favourite Quote: "When your a bloke the World is your toilet"
Average Weekly Beer Consumption: 10-12 pints.
Favouite drinker: Oliver Reed.
Least Favourite Pintist: Baron Keatman.
Lord Booth says: "Drinking helped me to understand that the world really sucks"

Baron Keatman

Age: 19 (or there abouts- definitely over, but possibly under)
Occupation: Shopkeep and pessimist- I think, maybe.
Rank: Founder, Patron Saint of 'Carling'.
Penis Size: 14' (or there abouts).
Least Like Country: Probably France, but maybe France
Favourite Quote: "I told you I was ill"
Average Weekly Beer Consumption: 10-12 pints (or there abouts)
Favourite Drinker: Oliver Reed- probably.
Least liked Pintist: Myself...and Lord Booth- curse him.
Baron Keatman says: "Your not paranoid if people are hunting you"