Well some of the brethren have gone to university - and some werent so lucky - or as they say they were lucky (yeas right- im biased cos im at uni). We have one new promotion to tell of and one new pintist to be welcomed. Parishioner Blackburn has been made archbishop of fosters. The new pintist - drinks 7-8pints of guiness and says hes had a bad night - plays darts - and is generally pinitist quality - i give you - Ben. Ben was made a pintist by parioshioner Blackburn (as he was then) and has continued to portray his pintistworthship up till this point.

New parishioners are springing up everywhere, new tasks have been taken and many completed. currently trying to drink enough cans to put in parishioners blackburns window so no1 can see in. Awaiting the initiation ceremony to arrive from the duke so more pintists can be made.